Another Cruz to bear

Hi all

So this time it's to be Cruz. Cruz Beckham, the poor little bleeder, what chance has he got, even if his dad is David Beckham. Of course in Spanish speaking countries they'll think he's a girl, in Essex they'll think he was conceived on board ship, if the name Brooklyn is anything to go by. So where does that leave Romeo, his namesake dead from poison at 15, or if Beckham transfers to Italy they could just knock off the last letter, to make him feel more at home.
Of course the tattoos won't be a problem as Dad already has a big cruz (cross) stencilled onto his back. i had no idea he was so religious, he could have tried cruzzing himself a few times when he took that penalty that sent us home from Portugal last year, empty handed, as per usual.
Let's face it, the Beckhams are a family of freaks.Victoria, right place right time, no talent android, David a big earringed ninny that can't score any more and three boys with stupid names. I rest my case!
love
Miss Angela x

What does he See-enna?

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So who is this Sienna Miller - engaged??? - to Jude Law. A style icon, I think not. If I see her photo on the front pages, or even insides of any more newspapers or magazines I an cancelling my subs. Forgive me if I am wrong, but newspapers particularly used to carry news, the word, funnily enough NEWSPAPER has given rise to the content. But not these days. Even in this world of terrorism, crises, homelessness crime escalation every other publication has a photo of La Miller on the cover. I think the first report of the Tsunami dropped her for a day, but back she came, like the bad smell of that Mongolian lamb she wears (this minute’s must have).What has happened to our world that we have been completely overtaken by 'celebrity' obsession. Here's a silly little girl, as thin a an anorexic stick insect, vacuous looks and absolutely no talent at all, as far as I can see. She is another Elizabeth Hurley, coming in on the coat tails of her boyfriend Hughie. This time he's called Jude. a pretty boy with obviously no taste as he was married to that manic depressive Sadie Frost, who after a ‘bit‘, I kid you not, part in Dracula, now makes knickers that cost a fortune. only a bunch of mindless idiots, her friends I suppose, would spend all that money on a scrap of material that barely covers the furry cup.
The clothes and look referred to by people who should know better, are not iconic. We were wearing them in the 60's,& 70s anyone with a brain could got to the British Library and look at all the old Honeys, Petticoats, Novas, 19's, et al, great magazines from the old days and take their ideas from them.
Kate Moss is a girl with real style, Sienna Miller is an airhead, a one minute wonder that with disappear as softly as the tread of those hideous Ugg boots she claims to have invented.
What do you think?
Miss Angela x

Nothing like a Dame

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Just who is this Dame Ellen MacArther that sailed round the world on a flag! Is she Ellen de Generes or a cockney 'elen Keller. Talk about the blind leading the blind. What was the point of it. Apparently she didnt even have to plot a course or sail the stupid thing, it was all done by radar. Not exactly a cruise, she didnt even get a holiday out of it. I suppose she had to run up and down the deck in a soviet athlete sort of way, you could tell from her red veined cheeks that she is not an advocate of the three m's - moisturise, moisturise, moisturise.
Now, you have your Christopher Columbus who discovered a country while sailing,your Sir Francis Drake, who brought us the smokes and even Sir Walter Raleigh who turned us on to the delights of the humble potato,think of chips (french fries), roast, mash, hash browns, croquettes,t etc etc, a noble commodity. you have your turkeys, your pasta, your tea, all sailed to our door by brave folk across the high seas, so what's the point sailing a flag by radar and becoming a Dame, a pantomime dame by more like. Imagine all the rought weather, high seas, the endless My heart will go on, or whatever CD she was playing, the weatherbeaten skin and for what, no holiday, no produce, just a chance to shake hands with the Queen. Now I am the first person to support the Royal family and wouldn't mind shaking hands with the Queen, provided she gave me a nice cup of tea and a piece of cake, but to meet her just to get a small bit of tin and a silly title seems to me to have drawn the short straw. What do you think?

Silent too long!!

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I have just been shown this great thing - blog - could have had a nicer name - but what the hell!! The idea that i can air and share with the world out there, is something most pleasing to me. the first thing ~I want to to talk about is Sharona Fleming. yes, Bitty Shram. I am a great fan of Monk, television series American of course, they do these things so much better even if they are sooo naive. Here we had a great show with a brialliant dynamic - two characters Mr. Monk detective ex police etc etc with obsessive compulsive disorders (only in america - right?? and Sharona, his ex-nurse, now assistant. watching in UK we are only into series 2, but in the US they are on series 3 and guess what? sharona has been replaced. i havent seen it yet, but i bet it's won't cut le moutarde with the fans. Replacing Sharona is a big mistake, that Tony Shalhoub has made a gtand gaffe there. These stars get too big for themselves, killing the goose that laid the golden egg and all that crap. It is not going to work without Sharona. When Sharona is not on camera the whole thing drags, so what;s the point?? Anyone out there agree with me. Sign the bring back Sharona petition, not that it will bring her back, but is shows willing. ihope i am going to here from you all out there in bloggerspace, tell me what you hate about TV and even what you love and i will share my worldly knowledge with you. Blog you soon...... Miss A xxx