Another Cruz to bear

Hi all

So this time it's to be Cruz. Cruz Beckham, the poor little bleeder, what chance has he got, even if his dad is David Beckham. Of course in Spanish speaking countries they'll think he's a girl, in Essex they'll think he was conceived on board ship, if the name Brooklyn is anything to go by. So where does that leave Romeo, his namesake dead from poison at 15, or if Beckham transfers to Italy they could just knock off the last letter, to make him feel more at home.
Of course the tattoos won't be a problem as Dad already has a big cruz (cross) stencilled onto his back. i had no idea he was so religious, he could have tried cruzzing himself a few times when he took that penalty that sent us home from Portugal last year, empty handed, as per usual.
Let's face it, the Beckhams are a family of freaks.Victoria, right place right time, no talent android, David a big earringed ninny that can't score any more and three boys with stupid names. I rest my case!
love
Miss Angela x